Monday, July 07, 2008

Harried Potter?!?


Keep him away to keep I.B.S. at bay!

‘They Harried Potter?!?guaranteed I’ll suffer depression. All I’m left with is Irritable Bowel Syndrome.’ Thus goes a bumper sticker currently being displayed with a vengeance by innumerable disgruntled Potter fans across the US. The genesis lies in latest reports from international psychologists confirming that the latest, and worryingly the last, Potter book (FYI: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows; that is, if you’re Rip Van Winkle and we’re from the Vatican) has resulted in millions suffering what is now known as Post-Potter Depression Syndrome (PPDS), with key symptoms being depression, irritation, emptiness, anger and also unnatural bowel movement. An earlier survey by AbeBooks.com, a top retailer, found that 63% of readers expect to feel sadness, while 31% would suffer emptiness! Considering that till August ‘07, around 800 million copies of the latest book have been sold in more than 200 countries, one guesses that not justpsychologists, but even rest-room managers (as seems to be hilariously evident in the US already) have quite a task up their sleeves. But help is at hand with many Harry Potter support groups being spawned for PPDS patients, which also intend on incorporating cutting-edge workshops and seminars. So don’t be surprised if the most visited website in your company turns out to be www.ibsgroup.org. What’s that you ask? Tch tch, you forget faster than your visits to the Long John. It is the numero uno Irritable Bowel Syndrome Support Group. Go on, click away, nobody’s watching!

Edit Bureau: Pooja Priyadarshini

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Source : IIPM Editorial, 2008

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